Family transcript

This blog is mostly about work, but I can’t help but occasionally post about my family.  I am a single dad this weekend with my 1.5 years old (Stanley) and 3.5 year old (Walter) boys. Here is a transcript of our latest conversation.

Walter: Turtles come from eggs. And tadpoles are frogs.
Nate: Right. Where did you learn this? This is great.
Stan: Yeah.
Walter: And frogs jump really high.
Stan: Yeah.
Nate: You’re right!
Stan: Yeah.
Walter: Frogs can jump over rainbows.
Stan: Yeah.
Nate: I don’t think that is true.
Walter: When little boys jump over rainbows they hurt their heads. But frogs never hurt their heads.
Stan: Yeah.
Nate: I think frogs can hurt their heads. Stan, stop telling him yes.
Stan: Yeah.
Walter: No, frogs never hurt their heads. Little boys can hurt their heads. But only when they jump over rainbows.
Stan: Yeah.
Nate: I give up.
Stan: Pancake.